Contributed involuntarily by Elisha S.

Elisha: hey...do i know u?
Elisha: r u that girl who can't drive?
MarenSmith: who are you?
Elisha: Sara
MarenSmith: Okay.....where did you get my sn?
Elisha: it was on my buddy list....
Elisha: i din't remember when i put it on there tho
MarenSmith: Well I guess I must know you then. Though, I can drive.
Elisha: oh...i meant drove bad....not wasn't allowed...
MarenSmith: I know.
MarenSmith: I think my driving is pretty average so I wouldn't have said I was bad at it.
Elisha: oh...ok
MarenSmith: Do we live in the same state?
Elisha: georgia?

MarenSmith: Yes
Elisha: r u fat?
MarenSmith: Excuse me?
Elisha: i knew this fat girl with the last name smith
Elisha: so are u fat?
Elisha: like a marshmellow?
MarenSmith: Who the hell are you?
Elisha: sara richards
MarenSmith: I do
MarenSmith: I don't know anymore named sara richards
Elisha: what's u'r first name?
Elisha: u do what?
Elisha: then r u that pregnant chick?
MarenSmith: I was trying to say "I don't know anyone named sara richards' but hit 'enter' by mistake.
Elisha: oh...ok
MarenSmith: I was never pregnant. My last name is smith so I'm probably said 'marshmellow girl'.
MarenSmith: How do you know me?
Elisha: did u go to *RandomHighSchool*?
MarenSmith: Yes! How do you know me?
Elisha: i'mtrying to figure that out....that's where i go to school
MarenSmith: Me too
Elisha: what grade?
MarenSmith: 11
Elisha: i'm in 12th
Elisha: so u are fat? like a marshmellow?
MarenSmith: Is there actually a point to that question or are you just trying to annoy me?
Elisha: no...it was a joke b/t me and the girl i think u r....
MarenSmith: Oh......okay.
MarenSmith: I don't remember ever having any marshmellow joke with anyone.
MarenSmith: Maybe you were in a math class with me some year?
Elisha: i dunno...i'm in advance math....AP his year
Elisha: haven't had too many classes with 11th graders
MarenSmith: Well I'm a year ahead in math, though it's just regular cp not honors.
MarenSmith: I don't think you're in any of my classes this year.
Elisha: oh...
MarenSmith: How did you know marshmellow girl?
Elisha: she bit some kid in my class and we all made fun of her because she looked like a marshmellow
MarenSmith: Are you serious? She literally bit someone?
Elisha: yes...it was gross
Elisha: on the hand
Elisha: broke the skin and shit...ugh
MarenSmith: Damn, I have no idea who you are.
Elisha: it was last year in about mid april when imoved here...
Elisha: well...i tried
MarenSmith: You moved here last year?
Elisha: yah
MarenSmith: Did you work any where this summer?
Elisha: from *RandomOtherCity*
Elisha: nope
Elisha: i'm a bum
MarenSmith: You know......you're screen name is starting to sound familiar but I can't figure out where from.
Elisha: see?
MarenSmith: Yeah
Elisha: it's weird
MarenSmith: Were you in any classes with 10th graders last year?
Elisha: maybe it's b/c u've been seeing it for so long
Elisha: nope
MarenSmith: none at all?
MarenSmith: Not even a few 10th graders maybe?
Elisha: lemme think
Elisha: maybe in orchestra...
MarenSmith: no
Elisha: then i dunno
MarenSmith: Are you in beta club?
Elisha: nope
MarenSmith: shit
MarenSmith: Did you have word processing last year?
Elisha: nope
MarenSmith: Well this is great. We know we go to the same school but we don't know how we know each other.
MarenSmith: Fine I'll tell you my first name and just hope you don't turn out to be some crazy internet freak. It's maren
MarenSmith: That help?
Elisha: brb
Elisha: back
MarenSmith: Okay
MarenSmith: Did it help?
Elisha: i still have no idea...
Elisha: i had to help my nieghbor with his homework
MarenSmith: Who's your neighbor maybe you got my sn from someone else?
Elisha: jeremy goulding
MarenSmith: Name sounds familiar but not anyone I've talked to online.
Elisha: he's in 7th grade
Elisha: so i dunno if u know him
MarenSmith: Probably not.
MarenSmith: Ugh! I don't know. What do you look like? Maybe that'll help.
Elisha: i'm about 5'4", blond hair, brown eyes, fair skin...i dunno....pretty normal
MarenSmith: I'm 5'7, brown hair, brown eyes, medium skin, medium length hair.
Elisha: i dunno...
Elisha: the marshmellow girl was about 5'6", dark brown hair, brown eyes, fair skin
MarenSmith: Well, I used to be kinda fat and I guess some people would still think I am, others wouldn't. I think I look pretty normal. I never bit anyone though and no one last year called me marshmellow.....atleast no one I knew about. What class of yours was she in?
Elisha: she wasn't in my class...she bit a guy in my class....
MarenSmith: What guy?
Elisha: i think his name was jonathan goulding
MarenSmith: Jonathan Goulding? I knew the name "Goulding" sounded familiar!
Elisha: u know him?
MarenSmith: Maybe.....
MarenSmith: Was he blonde and pretty fat himself?
Elisha: not at all
Elisha: he's a swimmer
MarenSmith: Well then I wasn't the guy I was imagining.
MarenSmith: *it
MarenSmith: Was he blonde though? Or like kind of blonde and fair skinned?
Elisha: that's reassuring
Elisha: nope...dark hair
Elisha: tan
MarenSmith: Haha, very funny! I'm assure you I'm a chick.
MarenSmith: He was in your grade?
Elisha: i got scared....
Elisha: 11th
MarenSmith: Really? Well we might be getting somewhere.
Elisha: he goes to phoenix now
MarenSmith: Hm.....tell me more about marshmellow girl. Did you ever actually meet her?
Elisha: saw her a couple of times in the hall...never really talked to her.
Elisha: i bet u'r her and u want to find out where all those people who made fun of u live and come and kill us all by sitting on us....
MarenSmith: Okay.......that's a little crazy don't you think? BTW, screw you.
MarenSmith: Although I probably am her.
Elisha: what?
Elisha: excuse me?
Elisha: don't u get fiesty with me
Elisha: i've been trying to be nice
MarenSmith: Whoa, calm down!
Elisha: watch u'r step
MarenSmith: 1. I wasn't serious, I was being sarcastic.
2. You said I wanted to kill people by sitting on them. I knew you didn't really mean it but I figured it gave me the right to say something smilar back.
MarenSmith: Whatch my step? Why's that?
Elisha: just don't get bitchy with me
Elisha: that's all
MarenSmith: Fine but give me some kind of clue here! Could Jonathan have given you my sn?
Elisha: i dunno...u said u don't know him
MarenSmith: I said I couldn't remember him. I know his name.
Elisha: maybe...i dunno why
MarenSmith: Well if he told you I bit him.......
Elisha: some chick with the last name smith bit him on the hand and he had to get stiches and she was fat and me and some people saw her in the hall and made fun of the crazy bitch b/c she was fat
MarenSmith: Well I never bit anyone but if I was the girl you're thinking of why would you have my screen name?
Elisha: i think i e-mailed her once
MarenSmith: I don't suppose you know why?
Elisha: to go wild on her about the biting incident
MarenSmith: What was the email?
Elisha: i think i used her addy to get her screenname on uddy search
Elisha: *addy
Elisha: oops...*buddy
MarenSmith: What was her email address?
Elisha: i think it was s-piper@lycos.com
Elisha: or at email.com or something
MarenSmith: Well that's mine but I never got an email from someone saying I bit someone though and certianly never bit anyone. That is so gross. Why the hell would I bit someone?
MarenSmith: *bite
Elisha: i have no idea....
MarenSmith: Okay.....this could be an interesting story.
MarenSmith: You still go to *RandomHighSchool*?
Elisha: i have joint enrollement at *RandomCollege*
Elisha: so sometimes i go
Elisha: y?
MarenSmith: Well this is kind of freaking me out.
Elisha: yah..me 2
Elisha: brb
Elisha: sorry...back
MarenSmith: ok
Elisha: he needed help again
MarenSmith: right
Elisha: so where were we
Elisha: ?

MarenSmith: I don't know! I don't know what to do about this actually. Out of no where I find out that a certian group at my school believes I bit some guy?
Elisha: well...someone did...the boy had a chunk taken outta him
MarenSmith: Ick.
MarenSmith: He was like bleeding and everything?
Elisha: hell yes! it was pretty crazy
Elisha: it was after school
MarenSmith: No way was it me! I'm way too germ phobic to bite someone hard enough that their blood would get in my mouth. Not to mention that I wouldn't bite anyone in the first place.
Elisha: it was gross as hell
MarenSmith: Do you remember how you got the email address?
Elisha: jonathan gave it to me...he knew the chick's best friend or something
MarenSmith: Name?
Elisha: i think her name was tiffany
MarenSmith: Tiffany
MarenSmith: Thanks
Elisha: goddamn...i can't remember her lastname.....
MarenSmith: It's okay, I think I know who you're talking about.
Elisha: i dunno if that was her name...i think it was...
Elisha: sounds familiar...like it fits...but not sure
Elisha: u thiere?
MarenSmith: yes
MarenSmith: I'm here.
Elisha: ok
MarenSmith: I'm on the phone with the girl I know named Tiffany
Elisha: ok...and?
Elisha: what she say?
MarenSmith: She looked in her yearbook and said she'd seen jonathan around but didn't remember giving any email address to him.
Elisha: ...i dunno....i'm sure her name was tiffany now
MarenSmith: You said the biting thing happened after school? What else did he say about it? Anything?
Elisha: umm...lemme think...goddamn...it was so long ago...
Elisha: ummmm...
Elisha: oh yah!
MarenSmith: ????
Elisha: he said that it was down by the track near the trailers....
MarenSmith: Wow
MarenSmith: This is so insane.
Elisha: y?
MarenSmith: Why? Why do you think?
MarenSmith: Seriously......bit someone?
Elisha: yes..she bit him...she was a psychotic
MarenSmith: Do I sound psychotic?
MarenSmith: You've been talking to me for atleast 20 minutes now. What's your opinion?
Elisha: i dunno what a psychotic sounds like...i had a friend and one day they found her in her front yadr cutting herself with a tin can lid and saying something about the voices telling her things....and we were friends for a few years b4 this
Elisha: so i dunno....
MarenSmith: Well then I really don't know what to tell you That's my email address, I'll admit that, and you seem completely certian that I bit that guy so I have no idea what to say.
Elisha: well...
MarenSmith: I am curious about how this started.
Elisha: ...what do u mean?
MarenSmith: Why jonathan would say I bit him? If I didn't know him enough to remember who he was then why would have anything against me enough to say that?
Elisha: i have no freaking idea
MarenSmith: So you see why I'd be confused?
Elisha: yah i see
MarenSmith: What would you do? I'm seriously asking. You know more about the situation that I do so if it were you would you just forget about it or would you ask around and try to find out how it started?
Elisha: i dunno...
Elisha: i've never BITEN someone
MarenSmith: Oh?
MarenSmith: Well then we're on the same page.
Elisha: except for my bf but that's a dif story
MarenSmith: Well that's a given
Elisha: lol
MarenSmith: I'm really trying to remember someone calling me marshmellow but I can't think of any time someone did. Of course it probably wouldn't be a very memorable thing.
MarenSmith: Oh, I don't fucking know!
Elisha: i think i'd remember if someone called me that!

Elisha: it's pretty damn insulting
MarenSmith: I live a brother who's two years younger than me. I'm used to being insulted.
Elisha: lol...
Elisha: yah...i'm sure he kicks the shit outta u...ur YOUNGER brother
MarenSmith: What?
Elisha: i'm sure he's just plain evil...
MarenSmith: When did I say anything about anyone kicking the shit out of me? I said he insulted me. That's it.
Elisha: at how old....14? must be tough as hell
MarenSmith: Why do you think that?
Elisha: u'r 5'7"
Elisha: and the OLDER sister
MarenSmith: Ehh, I guess.
Elisha: :::;voice drips with sarcasm:::
MarenSmith: Well anyway, that's hardly the point.
Elisha: ....right
Elisha: might be a reason the turn crazy....abuse
MarenSmith: Right........abuse from a 14 year old. How could I ever stand it?
Elisha: well...u act so injured
Elisha: brb
MarenSmith: What? I don't even know me!
MarenSmith: *You don't even know me. (My must not be on tonight)
Elisha: brb
Elisha: sorry...had to make food...hungry
MarenSmith: Okay. Why is it you say I act injured? I mean call me a realist but you don't know me. How could you know that I act injured?
Elisha: about having a brother...
MarenSmith: Oh, that?
Elisha: and being insulted by him
MarenSmith: I think you misinterpreted that. It was an off hand remark. All I was trying to say was that being insulted isn't a such a big deal to me unless it's something outrageously bad.
Elisha: ok....
MarenSmith: Anyway.....
Elisha: anyway what?
MarenSmith: I don't know.
Elisha: ok...
MarenSmith: Anything?
Elisha: some people never admit that
MarenSmith: lol
MarenSmith: good one
Elisha: lol...thank u...:::bows:::
Elisha: so...? what now?
MarenSmith: I really don't know that there's that much more for us to say to each other. You know who I am now, and It least kind of know who you are.
MarenSmith: Unless you got anything else to say about the biting rumor........
Elisha: i dunno...
Elisha: i saw his hand
Elisha: and he rambled off about how some crazy bitch bit the fuck outta his hand
MarenSmith: And he said it was me?
Elisha: he went and had stiches
Elisha: one day we were walking in the hall and he pointed at some chick and said it was her and he talked to her friend and got her e-mail addy b/c she wouldn't give him her phone # and gave it to me.
MarenSmith: Do you have a yearbook?
Elisha: yes
MarenSmith: Look me up. Tell me if it was me.
Elisha: but not here...i'm at my neighbor's house
MarenSmith: oh well nevermind
Elisha: i'll look u up at home
Elisha: what was u'r 1st name again?
MarenSmith: maren
Elisha: ok
Elisha: i'll remember that
MarenSmith: You will huh? That sounds somewhat omonous.
Elisha: lol...yah...u never
Elisha: u never know*
MarenSmith: Well I'll take my chances.
Elisha: wow...u sooo brave?
MarenSmith: Why not?
MarenSmith: According to you I bit someone. Who knows what else I might do?
Elisha: what?
Elisha: i don't
Elisha: i have no idea
Elisha: if u did bite someone u are psychotic and can't be around for long periods of time but since u say u don't remember doing it u have mulitple personalities and i have nothing to worry about then
Elisha: b/c what are the chances that one distructive personality comes out when i see u?

MarenSmith: Probably not very likely...........though there always that one in a million chance.
Elisha: but i'm not woried
Elisha: worried*
Elisha: anyone who spells ominous as omonous isn't a threat to me
MarenSmith: You sound sooooo confidant.
Elisha: i have reason to be
MarenSmith: Oh yeah?
Elisha: yes
Elisha: u'r trying to get coy with me...funny
MarenSmith: And why shouldn't I?
MarenSmith: You've been coy with me. You're allowed but I'm not?
Elisha: i didn't say u weren't allowed...i said it was funny
Elisha: talking to a supposed psychotic who's trying to be coy
MarenSmith: That is funny.
Elisha: yea
MarenSmith: I could say the same.
Elisha: what?
Elisha: how?
Elisha: i'm not the psycho
MarenSmith: You IM me with some story about how a guy told you I bit him? Of the two of us I'd say I sound like the sane one.
Elisha: but i have u'r e-mail and such to back it up
MarenSmith: You have my email. Big deal.
MarenSmith: Anyone could have given you that.
Elisha: what proof do u have?
MarenSmith: Of what?
Elisha: you not being insane?
MarenSmith: No more than you do that I bit someone.
Elisha: i even remembered who your friend was
Elisha: i know u'r screenname, e-mail addy, friend's name...what do u have?
Elisha: nothing
MarenSmith: If I bit him why wasn't I expelled for it?
Elisha: nithing at all
Elisha: nothing*
Elisha: he didn't say u bit him...god
MarenSmith: What?
MarenSmith: You just said he did!
Elisha: not to his parents
Elisha: he said he was bit by a dog...which i guess could work too depending on how u look
MarenSmith: Oh right! If I bit him he could have pressed charges and had my ass in jail but for some reason he just doesn't feel like it?
Elisha: he didn't have proof either
Elisha: he didn't want to deal with it
Elisha: i completely understand
Elisha: no one saw it happen
MarenSmith: Ever watch CSI?
Elisha: so he had no solid proof
Elisha: yes...that's not going to happen in a high school case with no dead people
MarenSmith: If I'd bitten him my spit would have been in the cut and that would have been solid proof!
Elisha: because the fisrt thing that people do after getting hurt isn't washing the cut out....goddamn
MarenSmith: Goddamn what?
MarenSmith: You are acting so fatalistic. What is your problem?
Elisha: it's just so simplistic and it awes me that u don't get it
MarenSmith: I'd say it's pretty fucking complicated!
Elisha: not the biting part...the after-biting part
Elisha: u act like u've never been injured b4
MarenSmith: Okay fine, whatever, I don't care about that part!
Elisha: i tho't ur LITTLT brother abused u?
MarenSmith: Okay, that's it!
Elisha: little*
MarenSmith: I'm done talking to you
Elisha: ok
MarenSmith signed off at 9:07:36 PM.