-The Many Faces of Ugly Bastard-

Kira told me, judging from the snapshot on my home page, that I was cute, and that I should put up more pictures of myself. So, to prevent further such misconceptions about my supposed cuteness, I have decided to take her advice. Of course, I'm going to leave my good side on the home page, but I do believe it's best if you see how I look normally. That's right, as the following pictures prove, I am one ugly bastard. Of course, after seeing these pictures, if you still think I'm cute, not only do you have extremely bad taste, but you also might have a new relationship in your future.

This one's not so bad, but it was fun to take, so I'm posting it anyway.

Close your eyes!

The Grinch look.

Kiss me, beautiful!

Is my smile always that crooked? And is my left eye always half-way to a tic?

And this is the story of a poor redneck child.

This would damn ugly if my shirt weren't so sexy.